Proclaiming victory in my wife’s and my battle against an
invasion of ants might be premature at this point in time. A better title may be “How We Have Won
Battles Against Ants,” but the “How to Win the War…” is definitely better click
bait about ant bait. Superior SEO, high-caliber key words, and so on and so forth.
Our family spends thousands and thousands per month. As a matter of fact, nearly $33,000 left our
checking account to pay for things and invest during the first quarter of this
year. But that is a subject for another
post.
Wait, don’t click to something else yet, unless you want to
click on an ad and purchase something.
I cannot claim having participated much in these skirmishes
throughout our home over the past few years.
I am more of an observer who occasionally helps as directed. I am good at moral support, assuring my wife
that no matter how clean our kitchen is, the ants are still going to find a way
in to seek out food. One thing I have to
give to the ants is their work ethic and determination. They don’t give up. Actually, they exhibit many of the character
traits that humans spend years striving for.
But we still want to kill the ones that make their way into our home.
The product that my wife has purchased is Terro, and that
stuff works like a charm.
I should have called this post "How To Terro-Rize Ants," but I do not want the alphabet soup of federal law enforcement agencies to misconstrue the pun. Maybe when this blog, or my next one, gains in popularity I will re-post it with that title.
I should have called this post "How To Terro-Rize Ants," but I do not want the alphabet soup of federal law enforcement agencies to misconstrue the pun. Maybe when this blog, or my next one, gains in popularity I will re-post it with that title.
My better half spreads drops of the stuff in an area
frequented by the swarms of ants, hours later the drops are covered in hundreds
of ants, who dutifully bring droplets of the stuff back to their colony, not
realizing that it is poison that they are ingesting and bringing back to share.
Had I written this post a few weeks ago after it appeared
that we had won a decisive victory at the Battle of the Middle Stair leading to
the basement, it would have been misleading.
Little did we know that the ants were regrouping and making their way to
our corner cabinet, home to an abundance of candy, chocolate, seasonings and
our fancier eating implements.
My wife was completely grossed out last week to find some chocolate covered in ants. After discarding it, she strategically placed another Post-It note covered in three drops of Terro right at the ants’ primary gathering place.
My wife was completely grossed out last week to find some chocolate covered in ants. After discarding it, she strategically placed another Post-It note covered in three drops of Terro right at the ants’ primary gathering place.
Knowing that I write these posts, she urged me to photograph
it. Here it is, as well as some video in
case you do not believe that we have an infestation of ants, although why in
the world someone would write that they do if they do not is beyond my
comprehension.
Tonight, she urged me to take another photo to show how well
this stuff works. It is leading us
toward another victory in our ongoing war against the ants that we have waged
the past several springs.
There are zero ants present today. |
The five bucks that my wife spent on Terro at Target was just
one insignificant purchase over those months that included three college
tuition payments, three mortgage payments and one property tax payment, several
thousand dollars’ worth of investing, two trips to Disney World by family
members and a week spent in NOLA with me and my son.
But it was a significant purchase nonetheless.
Especially if it constitutes all the spending on the war
that we continue waging against the Invasion of the Ants.
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